What a Douche

I was out with Allison today and we were waiting in line at a store. We seemed to hit the busy period and there was only two cashiers and a lot of people in line. Well this one guy, Tom, yells at one cashier to find someone else b/c he is tired of waiting. The cashier probably felt bad that people were waiting and asked for some one to jump on the register. The new cashier asked to help the next person in line. Well good ol' Tom decided that was him, even though he was about fifth in line.

here is a replay...

new cashier:'can i help the next person in line please'
tom (as he is moving past other people): ' i am. well i am because i asked for the new cashier'
nathan: ' why dont you just relax buddy. we're all waiting too (dick).'

well he gets up there and then he seems to be having trouble paying for his adidas runners at winners. i try to listen in...

new cashier:' im sorry sir, you cant use this card'
tom:'i use it all the time'
nc:'but it is a womans name on the card'
tom:' its my mothers card, i use it all the time, i have never had a problem with it'
nc:'i am sorry, i cant ring this through with this card'
tom:'put them on hold...i'll come back for them'

imagine tom saying all of this while acting indignant and his face getting redder and redder. what a fucking sketch bag and a douche.

and on top of it, he is a late 50's man who buys shit with his momma's credit card and has no other means to pay for it? do i smell a stolen credit card?

dickhead...i hate people like him...


here is a song. i typed in dickhead into the hype machine and he is what it gave me

kate nash- dickhead



my friend dave drew these pics for the movie superbad...his bro is one of the writers...and i thought that it seemed to fit with my story...

and the blood on the pants scene is true